Someone just dropped by my office asking for one Caryn Voland, an admissions officer here at Georgetown Law with an office number similar to my own. See how life imitates art: This is how Bulgakov, in his novel The Master and Margarita, describes the aftermath of the plot involving the character Voland, who is Satan in disguise (this can be spelled Woland in translations):
Besides cats, some minor unpleasantnesses befell certain persons.
Detained for a short time were: in Leningrad, the citizens Wolman and Wolper; in Saratov, Kiev and Kharkov, three Volodins; in Kazan, one Volokh; and in Penza β this for totally unknown reasons β doctor of chemical sciences Vetchinkevich. True, he was enormously tall, very swarthy and dark-haired.
Actually, my favorite parts of the book were the internal chapters retelling the Gospel.
Just a very, very weird wrong number.
Ted Nugent - Love Grenade. βThe Nuge is back and bigger and louder than ever on Love Grenade, his first album in five years!β and the CD cover at:
http://www.tednugent.com/store/Product.aspx?id=DM000596
Alternative CD cover for those who pre-ordered the CD:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Nugent_love_grenade.jpg
At least Spinal Tap was a parody. I think Nugent may actually believe in himself.