Americathon:
For some reason, watching the video of the Corvette that Jim links to below makes me think that America doesn't need Cash for Clunkers to get out of this economic malaise. What America needs is a telethon. No, wait, an Americathon! (For more on this 1979 movie, see here).
This is going to drive the dealers to the same position the auto makers are now at which point they will need to be abiled out into government ownershuuuip as well.
I think 1997 to 2003 would be more appropriate (and it would appease and piss off both sides of the aisle at the same time... so much fun).
But without the baby-faced quality that some juries, and some females, appear to find winningly seductive.
Here's the hospital scene
Obama is a CORVETTE KILLER!
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