A Vulture:
A vulture is flying south for the winter, but this year he decides to take an airplane.
The morning of the flight, the vulture shows up to the airport, but knowing that airplane food wouldn't be right for him, he brings a dead armadillo to snack on.
"Do you want me to check that for you?," asks the ticket clerk.
"No need," the vulture says, "it's carrion."
Prompted by an almost completely unrelated story (thanks to InstaPundit for the pointer).
http://tinyurl.com/coexvy
Why didn't the melon run away with her boyfriend?
Because she was a cantaloupe.
A straight line.
You do realize that the perfect pun results in the death of the perpetrator?
Better, "knowing that the airline would charge him an exorbitant sum for a dinner..."
That would be cruel and unusual pun-ishment.
Have I mentioned lately that the internet is the pinnacle of Western civilization?
Given that, how about a discussion on what the Bloomberg coalition of mayors is going to do now that the New York City lawsuit against the gun makers was rejected by the US Supreme Court. I would at least like to know how much persuing this case, for all these years, cost the city and how much of that money went to groups like Brady for legal assistance.
Took three days to clean-up the mess.
[Open link, hit red button].
Anderson- back in college, I actually knew someone who, knowing his girlfriend was undergoing an extremely stressful time with finals, brought her a melon, and when she asked why, he said, "too young; canteloupe."
(As a way of follow up, they're now married and have at least one child).
A man will look for a golf ball.
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