No Illeism Here:

The Guardian (U.K.) reports, in an article about multiple cycling gold medal winner Chris Hoy:

Next day, Hoy meets some Scottish journalists. One puts it to him that: 'In the last 24 hours everyone has been offering an opinion on Chris Hoy. But what does Chris Hoy think of Chris Hoy?'

Hoy doesn't miss a beat: 'Chris Hoy thinks that the day Chris Hoy refers to Chris Hoy in the third person is the day that Chris Hoy disappears up his own arse.'

Thanks to Michael Greenspan for the pointer.

Matthew K:
And did he?
8.31.2008 8:58pm
JosephSlater (mail):
Oh man, that is brilliant. Thanks for passing it along.
8.31.2008 9:40pm
EH (mail):
George is getting upset!
8.31.2008 10:26pm
LM (mail):
There's my nominee for VP on both tickets.
8.31.2008 10:38pm
A classic.
9.1.2008 8:52am
Eli Rabett (www):
Eli agrees
9.1.2008 7:57pm