The Volokh Conspiracy

Sunday Song Lyric:

What's the top "law" song? According to ATL, it's "I Fought the Law" as performed by The Clash. The song was originally recorded by Sonny Curtis and the Crickets, but was popularized by Bobby Fuller before being immortalized by The Clash. The lyrics are incredibly simple — the title is repeated again and again — but the song is still quite catchy. Here's a taste:



Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won


I left my baby and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won

therut:
I think Hank Williams Jr. singing "Attitude Adjustment" would be another good one.
6.29.2008 11:07am
Bender (mail):
Unchained Melody ("Oh, my love my darling, I long dear for your touch...." was originally the theme for a prison movie.)

also

I Shot the Sheriff (But I Could Not Shoot the Deputy)
6.29.2008 11:15am
Glenn W. Bowen (mail):
by Bobby Fuller, the opening alone is enough to drive your car six feet off the ground into a brick wall at 80 miles per hour- it's a classic tune.
6.29.2008 11:18am
Steve2:
I'm surprised that they'd list that Hartsfield-Jackson Above The Law listed "I Fought the Law" twice in their top ten, instead of leaving a slot open for another law song. Say, the classic metal song that explains why we have lawyers to begin with: "Breaking the Law" by Judas Priest!

Arguably, Styx's "Renegade" is a law-related song, although "Hallowed Be Thy Name" by Iron Maiden is a way more rockin' song about a guy going to the gallows.
6.29.2008 11:25am
Mr. X (www):
Lawyers, Guns, and Money is better.
6.29.2008 11:39am
BT:
This probably doesn't count but what the heck. There is a great old R&B song from the early fifties called My Last Meal about a guy who was just asked by the warden what he wants for his last meal. Here is a sample:

I want two dinosaur eggs over easy
fried Duke of Perch not too greasy
mosquito meat, black eyed peas
and a little bit of butter and a be bop bee.
A sabertooth tiger steak, a whole hippopotumus well baked...
6.29.2008 11:49am
NicholasV:
"Good Morning Judge" isn't half-bad.
6.29.2008 11:54am
Hoosier:
"Say, the classic metal song that explains why we have lawyers to begin with: "Breaking the Law" by Judas Priest! "

I'm going to beat Randy R. to the "every story has a gay angle" punch, and note that the singer for Judas Priest at the time of the album "British Steel" is gay.

Ha! I win, Randy!
6.29.2008 12:58pm
UW2L:
There's also the Dead Kennedys version of "I Fought the Law," in which the narrator, Dan White, IS the law, so he won. Happy Pride Day, everybody!
6.29.2008 1:14pm
dennis (mail):
I'm trying to remember the lyrics, but there's also the immortal line:


Robbin' people with a six gun
(sfx from drum: bang, bang, bang bang bang, bang)
I fought, etc.
But I must disagree when you say "the clash immortalized it." Bobby Fuller certainly immortalized it--when I first started listening to r n r seriously, (mid 70's, as a break from my law school classes) the son was regarded as a classic,and that's before teh clash existed. Magnificent song, though. One of these days, look up Fuller's life--or rather, death. Supposedly suicide by drinking gasoline--not the most usual way, non?

And supposedly before he committed suicide,he beat himself around the head and shoulders, producing severe bruising.

I'd say foul play was involved, and there are many who think the same thing.
6.29.2008 2:26pm
Hoosier:
dennis: What's Courtney Love's alibi for that day?
6.29.2008 2:44pm
Steve2:
Hoosier, "at the time of 'British Steel'? You speak nonsense. Rob Halford, who is indeed gay, has always been the singer for Judas Priest. Just as Bruce Dickinson has always been the lead singer for Iron Maiden, Sammy Hagar has always been the lead singer for Van Halen, and Oceania has always been at war with East Asia.
6.29.2008 2:54pm
jccamp (mail):
"Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won"


Another happy ending.
6.29.2008 3:25pm
DiverDan (mail):
I have to agree with the above poster that the Bobby Fuller Four made "I Fought the Law" a classic -- I remember buying the 45 of this song; I think it was while I was still in Junior High (about the same time I bought the Tommy James &the Shondells version of "Mony, Mony"). Who is this "Clash" that you speak of?
6.29.2008 3:46pm
dennis (mail):
If we're talking "law" songs, it's going to be tough to beat Chuck Berry's "Have mercy, Judge", the lyrics for which chill me even today. And I can speak from 28+ years in criminal law, the line about getting "the same judge I had before" and "he told me not to come back here no more" ring so true--it seems that when the chips are on the line, many clients, my own and those of fellow attorneys, seem to draw the same judge that bent over backwards in their previous case to give them (often as a result of my begging and pleading and swearing my client was gonna go straight this time, a great deal; in other words, the absolute worst case scenario. And the closing couplet, abut his girlfriend, Tulane, having her freedom while he's inside, is also tearfully true. A fine song, from one of rock's master lyricists. The lyrics are easily available, just google the title.
6.29.2008 4:08pm
Steve Lubet (mail):
It is unbelievable that Sam Cooke's chart-topping Chain Gang did not even make ATL's top ten.

And let's not forget Moby Grape's Murder in My Heart for the Judge. Yes it's esoteric, but the lyrics are stark:

I Walked into the courtroom,
Know this was gonna bring me down.
And that big fat bald representative of justice
And the prosecutor began to frown.
I'm sorry, sorry for the things I've done
I sure want to change my evil ways.
And the judge looked down at me and said
For getting smart boy, gonna give you
More years than a lifetime.
6.29.2008 4:36pm
armchairpunter:
Raised in a representative democracy, I'm a bit fond of Peter Tosh's "Legalize It", in which he makes his compelling case to the powers that be to let the people enjoy their weed of choice. He appropriately invokes the idea of "National Consensus" in his legislative appeal (recently trotted out for a starkly different type of legal matter in the judicial context by The Swingin' Tony Kennedy Quintet):

Singer smoke it
And players of instruments too
Legalize it, yeah, yeah
That's the best thing you can do
Doctors smoke it
Nurses smoke it
Judges smoke it
Even the lawyers too.


That failing, I think "Riot Van" by the Arctic Monkeys offers a well-sketched portrait that might be fittingly subtitled "I Goofed around with The Law and The Law Won":


Up rolled the riot van
And sparked excitement in the boys
But the policemen look annoyed
Perhaps these are ones they should avoid

They got a chase last night from men with truncheon's dressed in hats
They didn't do that much wrong, still ran away though for the laugh
6.29.2008 5:24pm
whit:
folsom prison blues by johnny cash. hands down.

"i shot a man in reno. just to watch him die"

simple. to the point.



cop killer by Ice-T ? :)

with all seriousness, i gotta go with breakin' the law by judas priest, as a great song. one that got beavis and butthead a head-bangin. as much as i like "i fought the law"...

also, "secret agent man" is good. i like the spanish version best.

rage against the machine, in all their marxist glory, also have several really good songs that fit the bill for great law songs.
6.29.2008 5:41pm
Justin (mail):
I'll add "Long Black Veil" to the list. Agree with Folsom Prison, though.
6.29.2008 5:46pm
BT:
Some other thoughts:

"In Jail In Jacksonville"- Root Boy Slim &The Sex Change Band

"Christmas In Jail"-The Youngsters

and a favorite twist on a country lyric cited above

"I shot Janet Reno just to watch her die"!!!
6.29.2008 6:21pm
BT:
Dave Dudley"s "Two Six Packs Away"

I told the Judge there was two trees and I went between em'

He said, "Ya from what I hear in your condition that's the way that you seen em"

He slammed down that hammer &he gave me 90 longs days

I had a sweet little honey just two six packs away.
6.29.2008 6:52pm
jccamp (mail):
The Midnight Special, Johnny Rivers
"You better not gamble, there, you better not fight, at all
Or the sheriff will grab ya and the boys will bring you down.
The next thing you know, boy, Oh! You're prison bound."


or...When You're Hot, You're Hot, by Jerry Reed
"Well, now every time I rolled them dice I'd win
And I was just gettin' ready to roll 'em again
When I heard somethin' behind me
I turned around and there was a big old cop
He said "Hello, boys" and then he gave us a grin 'n' said
"Look like I'm gonna hafta haul you all in
And keep all that money for evidence"
6.29.2008 7:04pm
Steve Lubet (mail):
Of all the prison songs, only Midnight Special was written (and first recorded) by a convict -- Huddie Ledbetter, better known as Leadbelly.

In contrast, Johnnie Cash had never spent a night in jail when he wrote Folsom Prison Blues, nor did he know much about the criminal justice system. It's pretty hard to end up in Folsom prison (California) for shooting a man in Reno (Nevada) -- unless it's a parole violation, in which case you'd still do the Nevada time first. (Nor is it likely that there was ever a train that rolled past Folsom Prison "on down to San Anton.") It's still a great song of course.
6.29.2008 7:29pm
glangston (mail):
In light of the recent Heller decision I can't help but be struck by the leaving out the best verse...

Robbin' people with a . . . SIX gun
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
6.29.2008 8:32pm
PatHMV (mail) (www):
Are there any songs out there where the law is a good thing in the eyes of the song-writer? One that doesn't involve killing cops or judges, or sad-sack criminals suffering the consequences of their actions? Not that I don't enjoy all of these other songs myself, but surely there's at least a few decent songs written by law-abiding citizens about law-abiding citizens who have been HELPED by the law?
6.29.2008 8:58pm
yclipse (mail):
Do I date myself when I say that the Bobby Fuller version was the only one that I know? that I never heard of the Clash version?

But my vote is for John Prine's "Christmas in Prison":

"It was Christmas in prison
and the food was real good
we had turkey
and pistols carved out of wood. . . "
6.29.2008 9:02pm
gwinje:
PatHMV:

It's "Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll", not "Cops, Rules and Rock'n'Roll".
6.29.2008 9:17pm
Dave Hardy (mail) (www):
"It's so good to be a judge, a federal judge,
Appointed foreeeever, annointed foreeeeever

If I screw up, I get reversed
But that takes foreeever
And happens almost
Neveeeeerrrr...
6.29.2008 10:45pm
jccamp (mail):
For Pat -

How about Toby Keith?

"A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street"
6.29.2008 10:57pm
Joshua:
It should also be noted that Bobby Fuller's version of "I Fought The Law" was not the original. It was written and first recorded back in 1959 by The Crickets. (Yes, those Crickets. This was shortly after Buddy Holly died, but there's a good chance that Holly would have ended up recording this song had he lived.)
6.29.2008 11:08pm
Steve2:
Mr. Lubet, things only got worse when Jerry Lee Lewis covered "Folsom Prison Blues" and changed the location of the shooting from Reno to Memphis, Tennessee.
6.29.2008 11:14pm
whit:

It's "Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll", not "Cops, Rules and Rock'n'Roll".


i saw an interview with Aerosmith not too long ago, and it was more like "Wheatgrass, Oatbran, and Viagra"
6.29.2008 11:15pm
griefer (mail):
dur...u guyz never heard of Mojo Nixon???

Destroy All Lawyers

1 2 3 4
There's a plague on the planet
And they went to law school
A bunch of hornswagglers
Treat us like fools
Know who I'm talkin' about
Let me hear you shout
Destroy all lawyers!
Destroy all lawyers!
Bunch of evil weasel poseurs!
Destroy all lawyers!

Watch them push them papers
And bend them laws
Will the chump with the most money
Buy them all?
Grab them by their tails
Spit in their eyes
Well they charge you by the minute
While we get paid by the hour
What I want to know
Is how they steal all this power?
I wanna see them explode
In every zip code
Destroy all lawyers!
Destroy all lawyers!
Bunch of evil weasel poseurs!
Destroy all lawyers!

They got, they got their own bar
Where they drink pints of greed
Let's spay and neuter 'em
So that they can't breed
So let us ??
Is at the bottom of the sea
They're not even new
Yea they're worse than devil
Gonna blow up the planet
Charge God double
Wanna see 'em explode
In every zip code
Destroy all lawyers!
Destroy all lawyers!
Bunch of evil weasel poseurs!
Destroy all lawyers!
6.29.2008 11:17pm
American Psikhushka (mail) (www):
Sheesh, there ought to be legal ramifications for those horrible poll results. They left out some great ones, especially ones involving corrupt, fraudulent, totalitarian, oppressive, capricious, etc. use of the law.

The Clash have some other great songs related to the law:
"Know Your Rights"
"The Clampdown"
"Police on My Back"

"Same Old Song and Dance" by Aerosmith

"DOA" by Van Halen

"Express Yourself" by NWA

"Truckin" by the Grateful Dead

"And Justice for All" by Metallica

And Creedence does a stupendous version of "The Midnight Special".
6.29.2008 11:56pm
whit:

dur...u guyz never heard of Mojo Nixon???


of course... as immortalized by the dead milkmen

"We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said "He don't work here"
We said "If you don't have Mojo Nixon, then your store could use some fixin'"

any musician with the lyric "she put a louisiana liplock on my love pork chop" is ok with me!
6.30.2008 12:12am
Marc W:
Two things:

Ducks Deluxe did the best version of "I Fought the Law."

Martina McBride's "My Baby Loves Me" is a clear ripoff of I Faught the Law."

Well, see ya...
6.30.2008 12:17am
Marc W:
As to Mojo Nixon, I prefer his assertion that Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.
6.30.2008 12:19am
arbitraryaardvark (mail) (www):
6.30.2008 12:34am
Orson Buggeigh:
And then there's always Frankie and Johnnie, or Stag-o-Lee.
6.30.2008 1:21am
Hoosier:
Steve2: That reminds me. Did you hear that they're increasing our chocolate ration?
6.30.2008 4:01am
Thief (mail) (www):
From the Six Degrees of Separation files:

The Bobby Fuller Four were originally from El Paso, Texas. My dad's friend growing up was the younger brother of the four's drummer, and sat in on some of their garage sessions in the late 50's.

Sadly, Fuller was the original one-hit wonder: shortly after he made it big with "I Fought The Law," he was found dead in LA of an apparent suicide at the age of 22, though some believe he was murdered.
6.30.2008 9:38am
Ted S. (mail) (www):
It doesn't look as though anybody has mentioned the oversized legal props in the video to Tina Turner's "Typical Male"

(Sure, the lyrics are cheesy. But Tina's got nice legs....)
6.30.2008 11:01am
EconomicNeocon (mail):
How about Indiana Wants Me by R. Dean Taylor (1971)? http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=3392

Sample lyrics at end:

Indiana wants me
Lord, I can't go back there
Indiana wants me
Lord, I can't go back there

(spoken as the last lines are sung)
This is the police. You are surrounded. Give yourself up.
This is the police. Give yourself up. You are surrounded.

(gunshots sound and song fades)
6.30.2008 11:29am
whit:
it's a movie, not a song, but if there was ever a more humorous and concise riff on authoritarianism, rules and the law, i'm not aware of it...

cool hand luke quote:
Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in...
6.30.2008 12:04pm
PatHMV (mail) (www):
Ah, Whit. The "night in the box" soliloquy. They're simple rules, with one simple, straight-forward, decidedly un-nuanced penalty for violation. Like the "2-weeks from everywhere" general store in O Brother, there is only one answer to the question "what's the penalty": a night in the box.

That's such a great movie. The last time I watched it, though, I came away with the distinct impression that I had misinterpreted it all these years, and that rather than being a celebration of the rugged individualist, it was in fact a sharp and harsh condemnation of his ultimately selfish series of life-choices.
6.30.2008 12:32pm
hattio1:
"Ten Long Years" Steeleye Span

"Gallow's Pole" by many people but made most famous by Zeppelin

"I'm In the Jailhouse Now"

There's another famous one from the English folk rock school, but right now I can't remember the song or the band name...so.
6.30.2008 1:19pm
Deep Throat:
Query: I wonder what Atty-Gen. John Mitchell was hummin' when the Marshals carried HIM away to prison for orchestrating those Watergate break-in thugs to further the Respublican agenda ...

Ironically, today's Watergate burglar is a CIPAV/Trojan horse artist who get their rocks off destroying disabled Americans disability computers prescribed by their doctors.
6.30.2008 1:35pm
Marc W:
Forgive me if it's been mentioned and I missed it:

"The Night Chicago Died" by Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods (or by Paper Lace, depending on where you're from).
6.30.2008 1:45pm
Toby:
Some of the songs above are truly dreadfull, If we are going to include Truly Dreadfull songs, we have to include Hurricane by Bob Dylan
6.30.2008 3:25pm
Pat C (mail):
regarding PatHMV's question, maybe Bruce Springsteen's "State Trooper".

re: Cool Hand Luke - that must have been one crowded box.
Wait, wasn't that a band name?
6.30.2008 3:30pm
PatHMV (mail) (www):
There's the lesser-known Kingston Trio performance of "Tijuana Jail":

We went one day about a month ago (a-ha-ha)
To have a little fu-un (a-ha) Mexico
We ended up in a gambling spot (oh yeah) a-ha-ha
Where the liquor flow-owed and the dice were hot

So here we a-are in the Tijuana Jail
Ain't got no frie-ends to go our bail
So here we'll sta-ay ‘cause we can't pa-a-a-a-ay
Just send our ma-ail to the Tijuana Jail
6.30.2008 4:31pm
Blue (mail) (www):
F*ck the Police, by NWA
F*ck that sh*t cuz I ain't one,
for a Punk Mother F*cker with a badge and a gun.
6.30.2008 4:46pm
Teh Anonymous:
PatHMV: Does "I'm Just A Bill" meet your qualifications? (In the other category, it's a little vague but I'd add "Bohemian Rhapsody" to the list.)
6.30.2008 6:05pm
yclipse (mail):
@hattio - You may be thinking of "Birmin'ham Jail"
6.30.2008 6:21pm
DiverDan (mail):
Alright, I had to go back &try to find a recording of "I Fought the Law" by the Clash, and I just can't see how the Clash got top billing on this (or any other) list. Comparing the Bobby Fuller Four version to the Clash version is like comparing apples to -- horse droppings. There's just no comparing them; next to the Bobby Fuller Four, the Clash version just SUCKED.
6.30.2008 7:03pm
hattio1:
yclipse,
That just might be it. But I remembered the band name at least...Fairport Convention. It's the one that has the repeated Turn turn again line that is very common in English Folk Songs...but I think this one was written by Sandy Denny.
6.30.2008 8:13pm
bg23:
Sonny Boy Williamson did It's "Your Funeral and My Trial', in the event she didn't cut out all that off the wall jive, that is.

"Sonny Boy Williamson" had rather flexible and modern ideas as to the law. He took the moniker of another blues man, his real name being Rice Miller. You see, he had the greatest trademark attorney in the entire Blues World, Rumpole of the Way, Way, Way Down in the Alley.
6.30.2008 8:15pm