Spitzer Song Lyric:
Via reader John Burgess comes this clever rewrite of "Love Potion No. 9."
I took my troubles down to old D.C.The rest is here.
You know I came here straight from Albany
Told about place where my credit is just fine
That's when they called me Love Client Number Nine.
I told her gov'ner is what I'm called by chicks
I got elected back in 2006
She looked at my wallet and said I'd be just fine
She said what I'll call you is Love Client Number Nine