Check this out; I laughed out loud. I do not, however, vouch for the transcript's authenticity. Thanks to commenter alias.
Counsel: Now, Mr Chrysler -- for let us assume that that is your name -- you are accused of purloining in excess of 40,000 hotel coat hangers.
Chrysler: I am.
Counsel: Can you explain how this came about?
Chrysler: Yes. I had 40,000 coats which I needed to hang up.