A realtor has a few lines to "sell" a house in North Arlington, listed for $759,000, and chooses to include the following information: "New, new, new! Enjoy exposed brick in the stairwell, and recessed lighting, 5"- 8" wide hw floors, and crown and chair molding on the main floor. Relax in the 12x25 family room/home theatre [sic] w/a 42" panasonic plasma, sony receiver, and in-ceiling speakers that all convey. Custom paint is everywhere in this three-level home. All four baths have new american standard toilets. More!"
Really? Even more than four new toilets!!?? And yet only $759,000!!?? I'll call my realtor right away to ask for a showing.