More Marvelously Surreal Material from the North Korean News Agency,

found by Jules Crittenden. His opening example, though there's more:

Pyongyang, January 29 (KCNA) -- Kim Jong Il’s famous work “Songun-Based Revolutionary Line Is a Great Revolutionary Line of Our Era and an Ever-Victorious Banner of Our Revolution” was reportedly carried in the Internet homepage of the National Alliance for Democracy and Reunification of south Korea on Jan. 18. After its publication in the Internet homepage, the work is said to have been widely disseminated amid the keen interest of Netizens.

And Crittenden's commentary: "When the public face of Kim Jong Il’s regime is this ridiculous, you might forget he is enslaving and starving millions of people, and murdering untold numbers, next door to wealth and freedom. But as you slog through this forced joyousness and other torturous convolutions, it becomes apparent how bleak even a life of privilege must be in a cesspit like that. In a world full of obscenities, this one may take first prize."