The truth is revealed here. Thanks to Michael Barclay for the pointer.

Anderson (mail) (www):
And don't let the sushi revelation keep you from clicking on the 3d video down, "Smokin Hot Chick Lip Syncs." Sweet Jesus.
7.5.2006 6:27pm
I tried them both. I watched the second one for about 30 seconds. There's no way that girl is 18. I feel dirty. Now I'm worriedly looking out my window half expecting to see a swarm of police cars.

The sushi video was funny though.
7.5.2006 7:05pm
John Armstrong (mail):
I've been telling people for a long time: Japan is a joke. It's not real. It can't be...
7.5.2006 7:06pm
Anderson (mail) (www):
John Armstrong: "I've been telling people for a long time: Japan is a joke. It's not real."

In fact the whole of Japan is a pure invention. There is no such country, there are no such people.

Oscar Wilde, The Decay of Lying.
7.5.2006 7:13pm
John Thacker (mail):
Heh. What he's actually saying is fairly amusing as well. It's reasonably close to the subtitles, at least in topics, (he talks about the really weird, wrong way that people hold their chopsticks, etc.), but with subtle changes to really alter the meaning and make it funnier.
7.5.2006 8:02pm
Jeff Leyser (mail):
More evidence of the Global Sushi Conspiracy: The Sushi Training Video
7.5.2006 10:23pm