Who Is Juan Non-Volokh?
Juan has informed me that he/she/it will be taking off the mask shortly, so I figured (with Juan's permission, of course) that this is a good opportunity for a bit of competitive fun. Post in the comments who you think Juan Non-Volokh is, and we'll see who got it right.
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- I Was Juan Non-Volokh:
- Who Is Juan Non-Volokh?
Very unlikely -- Noam Chomsky, Brian Leiter, OBL
Not very likely -- Howard Dean, Ted Kennedy
Most likely -- Eugene Volokh, saying all that which he dares not say under his own name
This narrows down the suspect list considerably. Unfortunately I can't find a list of new hires either at Leiter or Concurring Opinions. The google does nothing, too. Anyone have a link?
Even money.
UMich
UD-Mercy
Wayne State
Dang, someone already took the kitchen answer.
Karl Rove.
Chief Justice John Roberts.
Or John Hasnas.
I don't have a reasonable guess, and someone already beat me to W. Mark Felt.
- AJ
- jc
1. Juan Non was one of the first "conspirators," joining this blog before it became big-time. Ergo, probably a close associate of Eugene or Sasha, or in their circle.
2. This from his FAQ is cutely phrased as a non-denial:
Celebrating his life without you, he knows where you are... and he watches.
God, I hope not.
I couldn't resist getting in on the fun.
And no -- I'm not talking about Juan Valdez.
1. No one save yourself has been in your kitchen.
2. You don't have a kitchen
3. You know who JnoV is and they have not been in your kitchen.
Otherwise.....how could you claim JnoV hasn't been in your kitchen?
Otherwise.....how could you claim JnoV hasn't been in your kitchen?
Qroncy: 4. You know JnoV is one of (x) people, and none of them has been in your kitchen.
5. (X) people have been in your kitchen, and you know that none of them could be JnoV.
Who is Juan Galt?
Or maybe Yannick Noah?
Just my take...
There was a lot of commentary on Harriet Miers, and most of it looked pretty much identical. I don't know if that tells us much.
makes the "people will hold my blog postings against me in the 'tenure' process" gripe a bit more believable.
[A]bove all, anonymity, that shield of all literary rascality, would have to disappear. It was introduced under the pretext of protecting the honest critic, who warned the public, against the resentment of the author and his friends. But where there is one case of this sort, there will be a hundred where it merely serves to take all responsibility from the man who cannot stand by what he has said […]. Often enough it is only a cloak for covering the obscurity, incompetence and insignificance of the critic. It is incredible what impudence these fellows will show, and what literary trickery they will venture to commit, as soon as they know they are safe under the shadow of anonymity. Let me recommend a general Anti-criticism, a universal medicine or panacea, to put a stop to all anonymous reviewing, whether it praises the bad or blames the good: Rascal! your name! For a man to wrap himself up and draw his hat over his face, and then fall upon people who are walking about without any disguise—this is not the part of a gentleman, it is the part of a scoundrel and a knave
- Schopenhauer, Parerga und Paralipomena, Ch. 23
Hi Leiter!
Untenured, named Juan, definitely not a Volokh, fate tbd.
It has always amazed me that NOBODY left a note, even in a diary, to the effect of "by the way, I wrote the Letters from the Federal Farmer." And that neither Madison nor Hamilton nor Jay ever bothered to note who wrote which Federalist! Maybe they wanted to drive historians to distraction...
There are always exceptions...
- Josh.
Number 2 isn't very easy, but let's start at the beginning. I am not JNV.
And who has apparently already started without Juan....
Wouldn't the only rational response to the revealing be: "Who?" or else it begs the question, what was with the pseudonym all these years? I know all about you already.
Or Samuel Alito.
Bench Memos is a blog.
Jonathan Adler on SUVs, January 2003
Juan on SUVs, February 2003
"...Easterbrook does not like SUVs all that much. Nor do I, to be honest." --Adler
"David may not like SUVs all that much. In matter of fact, I don't like them much either..." --Juan
Adler does seem like the most reasonable guess I see here, but the reasons for his anonymity are hard to imagine in light of his other, attributed outlets.
flat-out liescarefully crafted misdirection, made up to throw people off the scent.SUV'S: I'm mostly a noncombatant in the SUV wars (my lovely wife drives one, but I have no emotional attachment to it), and I can't claim any expertise on the subject; but this piece by my friend and fellow lawprof Jonathan Adler is quite interesting, and I've found Jonathan's work to be trustworthy.
Howard Bashman reports that he recently had lunchwith JNV, presumably in Philadelphia, where his practice is centered. Adler is a Philly native, born and raised.
Not just that, but if you google her, you find that she works another attorney named Brad whose initials are B.A.C. Perhaps the "Brad" redheadlaw was referring to, and the same "baclaw" who posted that Juan HAS been in his kitchen.
If Jonathan Adler isn't actually JNOV, and JNOV purposely dropped those clues, well, then JNOV is very, very clever as well as very, very inconsiderate of redheadlaw and baclaw.
I am completely convinced it is Adler based on the above (but maybe I'm biased, because I've suspected Adler for at least a year).
It's among the guesses above.
Google reveals that Bashman and Adler have been corresponding at least for a few years.
Plus, another connection is the similarity between this Adler article on biodiversity and these JNOV posts which appeared only days apart in 2002.
He, of course, provided me my first real traffic Volokhlaunch the next Sunday (and I've been forever grateful as a result).
Certainly, that's all within his rights, but the victim card that Adler (if this is Adler) played, along with the egrigious and blatent lying about his motives during his tiff with Leiter, show a certain immaturity.
...and now it's time for the penguin on top of your tele-vision to explode...
JNoV
And that JNoV! What a tease dropping in at 7:23 a.m. to drop one last anonymous comment! How cute! How precious!
Oh, this whole thing is just so charming!
Further, I took his CivPro class, and I can't really remember him getting excited about environmental issues. JNoV has some snark and a combative streak that Prof. Green lacks.
But man... that's some damn fine googling you people have done. I think I've gotta go with Adler too now.