The Volokh Conspiracy

Very funny; thanks to commenter Jared K.

John Thacker (mail):
One assumes, as I did, that the golden fiddle is both magical and cursed, and that playing it will lead to inevitable troubles or damnation for Johnny. Heads the Devil wins, tails Johnny loses.
10.15.2005 2:27pm
Jacob Kaufman:
From Futurama:
Robot Devil: Sorry but I hold all the cards here. There's nothing I can do. Now, if you'll just sign this fiddle contest waiver.

[Fry takes the pen but Leela stops him.]

Leela: Wait. What fiddle contest?

Robot Devil: The Fairness In Hell Act of 2275 requires me to inform you that if you can best me in a fiddle contest, you win back Bender's soul. As well as a solid gold fiddle.

Fry: Wouldn't a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy?

Robot Devil: Well it's mostly for show.
10.15.2005 2:41pm
Sr. (mail):
Jacob mostly captures it. I thought the list was lacking; clearly, Johnny was an idiot, or at least bad at negotiation.
10.15.2005 3:15pm
Hattio (mail):
But the whole premise is bunk. He says that the devil's solo was better cause of all the feedback...yeah that was a guitar!!! The devil sucked because he needed a band of demons to join in for a country/rock sound instead of the pure sound of the fiddle.
10.15.2005 6:41pm
Brooks Lyman (mail):
In the absurdly literal department, to answer McSweeny's question #24: Doesn't the metallic surface of a golden fiddle create an unpalatably tinny sound as opposed to the nice resonant sound on a wooden instrument?, I can say from personal experience that the answer is, probably not.

I once had the pleasure of visiting the Haynes Flute Company in Boston; in a display case in the president's office was an aluminum violin made by Mr. Haynes, the original founder of the company. When I asked the president how it sounded, he took it out of the case, tuned it up an played it for us. The sound, while certainly not up to the quality of a Stradivarius, was not at all bad. Gold, being a somewhat softer metal (and a whole lot heavier, but let's not quibble) would probably have an even better sound.
10.15.2005 7:30pm
cbi:
Why does the Devil suggest a fiddle-off? He was looking for souls to steal, but he was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and willin' to make a deal.
10.15.2005 8:34pm
Speedwell:
I work with an oilfield eauipment engineer here in Houston who is an incredibly talented fiddler and is in a band that plays down at the Pecos Grill. He plays this every night the band plays there--even faster than the Charlie Daniels version! His rendition will have you jumping in your chair like an overexcited six-year-old.

I asked him one time who he thought really won, and he says the Devil's part is really more difficult than Johnny's, if you play both properly. Johnny's is just faster.
10.16.2005 8:55am
Jim Hu:
The devil had an overstock from these guys
10.16.2005 9:22pm