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Robot Devil: Sorry but I hold all the cards here. There's nothing I can do. Now, if you'll just sign this fiddle contest waiver.
[Fry takes the pen but Leela stops him.]
Leela: Wait. What fiddle contest?
Robot Devil: The Fairness In Hell Act of 2275 requires me to inform you that if you can best me in a fiddle contest, you win back Bender's soul. As well as a solid gold fiddle.
Fry: Wouldn't a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy?
Robot Devil: Well it's mostly for show.
I once had the pleasure of visiting the Haynes Flute Company in Boston; in a display case in the president's office was an aluminum violin made by Mr. Haynes, the original founder of the company. When I asked the president how it sounded, he took it out of the case, tuned it up an played it for us. The sound, while certainly not up to the quality of a Stradivarius, was not at all bad. Gold, being a somewhat softer metal (and a whole lot heavier, but let's not quibble) would probably have an even better sound.
I asked him one time who he thought really won, and he says the Devil's part is really more difficult than Johnny's, if you play both properly. Johnny's is just faster.