War on Porn "A Running Joke" at the FBI:
The FBI is recruiting agents for an anti-obscenity squad, but career FBI agents aren't exactly eager to volunteer:
  Mischievous commentary [in response to FBI recruiting efforts] began propagating around the water coolers at 601 Fourth St. NW and its satellites, where the FBI's second-largest field office concentrates on national security, high-technology crimes and public corruption.
  The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography — not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.
  "I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."
  Among friends and trusted colleagues, an experienced national security analyst said, "it's a running joke for us."
  A few of the printable samples:
  "Things I Don't Want On My Résumé, Volume Four."
  "I already gave at home."
  "Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves."
(Hat tip: Howard, naturally.) More on the response to obscenity prosecutions among career law enforcement personnel here.