I thought this was pretty funny, including a fictional quote from our fearless leader.
The foregoing cases suggest that specific guarantees in the Bill of Rights have penumbras, formed by emanations from those guarantees that help give them life and substance. See Poe v. Ullman, 367 U.S. 497, 516 -522 (dissenting opinion). Various guarantees create zones of privacy. The right of association contained in the penumbra of the First Amendment is one, as we have seen. The Third Amendment in its prohibition against the quartering of soldiers "in any house" in time of peace without the consent of the owner is another facet of that privacy....
(2) There is an operational declaration of war and there is no requirement that the location of troops be directly related to the war in the amendment; and
I hope you comedians can keep your sense of humor when Bush (ala Mushareff) declares martial law. Yuk Yuk Yuk