“Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested”

“Court records show his previous name to be Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. He legally changed it to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.” Zop… was charged with, among other things, “possession of drug paraphernalia [and] possession of marijuana.” Who’d have thunk it? Thanks to Tom Whiston for the pointer.