1. I know where Kyrgyzstan is! Roughly. I feel good about that.
2. Its capital — Bishkek, right? [Checking.] Woohoo!
3. Any place that ends in -Stan is a place I suppose we should be at least slightly worried about.
4. This having been said, and my “knowledge” of Kyrgyzstan having been exhausted, whom in blazes am I supposing to be rooting for?
Those who actually know something about item 4 are encouraged to comment.