Homeopathy

I’ve met a lot of well-educated people who think that a “homeopathic” remedy is simply a “natural” remedy.  Here’s a welcome reminder that it’s actually quackery of the highest order.  Meanwhile, if you have “brusing and injury”–or any other malady, really–I’d be happy to sell you patented Bernstein© brand Placebo Pills for an even lower price than my homeopathic competitors, guaranteed to work at least as well.

UPDATE: My motto: “No active ingredients, so no side effects!”