My Least Favorite Christmas Song

I like many Christmas songs (mostly the religious ones); Silent Night, Holy Night, for instance, is superb. But hands-down my absolutely positively most loathed Christmas song is Winter Wonderland. I mean, rhyming “snowman” with … “Mr. Snowman”? “Gone away is the bluebird / Here to stay is a new bird”? “Conspire … to face unafraid …”? Yuck.

In any case, that’s my candidate for Worst Christmas Song; what’s yours?